Window-seat to the Soul;A place for the eyes to rest on
THOR 2 LOKI HAS SKRILLEX HAIR
YKNOW WHAT I SEE WHEN I SEE THAT SHIT
THIS IS GOING TO BE LOKI IN BATTLE
::smirk::
I’ll bet you anything he finds a way to use it to his advantage. Loki is ruthless and resourceful when he feels like giving it his all.
He probably only hasn’t complained about the lack of haircuts because he’s hoping he’ll get to choke Odin to death with it Princess Leia style.
Am I gay?
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
is this an anime
If it hasn’t mattered for the last quarter of a year, I fail to see why it should matter now.
(via loki-dtothe-nthpower)
Chat W/Outlaw-Monarch
- me: today we met some weird peeps
- outlaw-monarch: ...you really do on buses.
- me: dude just walked right up to us and asked "do you guys see those woods over there?"
- outlaw-monarch: O_o
- outlaw-monarch: i already don't like this
- me: I was hoping he wasn't going to follow up with "I'm gonna stabbity stab you over there."
- outlaw-monarch: LMAO
- outlaw-monarch: yeaaah....
- me: but he went on talking about the lack of jobs and how he wanted to know if we'd like to hang out with him
- me: probably in the forest
- me: dad did all the talking
- outlaw-monarch: O_O
- me: I was watching the flies that seemed to have gathered near him
- outlaw-monarch: in the...forest.
- outlaw-monarch: O_O
- outlaw-monarch: omG
- me: He kept looking back at the woods
- me: like we were going to just head over there for kicks
- me: then he walked away
- me: and turned back around and told us it was never about the money
- me: then the creepy walking backwards thing
Oh boy.
Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow
(via morgan4816)
What the fuck did you just say
I don’t remember, Brother
Refresh my memory
precisely what I was thinking.
Just don’t interrupt us
Watch but don’t touch
I promise nothing~
That depends, is war bonds a euphemism~?
because if not
(via samrgarrett)
No. Bullshit. That’s a virus.
Better google it to be sure.
No. No way. That’s fake.
Wait just a goddamn second.
Am I tumblr famous now?
O-omG
Theo my name is on there too I what even IActually, I remember you telling me that post kept going and someone called us Satan spawn or something. I think I laughed for like, 10 minutes.
Yeah I tagged you in my post.
And yeah someone totally called us the spawn of satan.
ahaha I didn’t see you tagged me I was just reading the post and all of a sudden I was just sat up “I REMEMBER THIS”
and as for the rest
Here’s a fun trick: When that happens you can open a new text post in a separate tab and upload the image there, then copy and paste
aRE YOU sERiOus???
IT WORKS
…
Yes I am forever the best
No one has more fun after the superbowl than us, Shifty
We have so much fun they’ll make laws about it
And when they try to give us any shit about it we’ll just do what we do best
This hippogriff thing sounds suspiciously like Volvagia from Ocarina of Time
I JUST CALLED A GRIFFIN BY ITS HARRY POTTER NAME I AM SO DONE
pfffffffffffffffffffffthahahahahaha
ooh ooh
next time someone teleports, call it “apparating”
REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A VALENTINE.
not a proper one </3
BARNES AND NOBLE SENT ME A COUPON FOR AN EXTRA 20% NEXT TIME I BUY A BOOK.
THEY SENT IT TO ME “FOR VALENTINE’S DAY”
I’M COUNTING IT.
they are sent back in time to Ancient Egypt and the first thing they think of doing is looking at naked ladies
And Yugi’s harem is Priest Seto.
And Yugi’s harem is Priest Seto.
