THOR 2 LOKI HAS SKRILLEX HAIR
YKNOW WHAT I SEE WHEN I SEE THAT SHIT
THIS IS GOING TO BE LOKI IN BATTLE
I’ll bet you anything he finds a way to use it to his advantage. Loki is ruthless and resourceful when he feels like giving it his all.
He probably only hasn’t complained about the lack of haircuts because he’s hoping he’ll get to choke Odin to death with it Princess Leia style.
- me: today we met some weird peeps
- outlaw-monarch: ...you really do on buses.
- me: dude just walked right up to us and asked "do you guys see those woods over there?"
- outlaw-monarch: O_o
- outlaw-monarch: i already don't like this
- me: I was hoping he wasn't going to follow up with "I'm gonna stabbity stab you over there."
- outlaw-monarch: LMAO
- outlaw-monarch: yeaaah....
- me: but he went on talking about the lack of jobs and how he wanted to know if we'd like to hang out with him
- me: probably in the forest
- me: dad did all the talking
- outlaw-monarch: O_O
- me: I was watching the flies that seemed to have gathered near him
- outlaw-monarch: in the...forest.
- outlaw-monarch: O_O
- outlaw-monarch: omG
- me: He kept looking back at the woods
- me: like we were going to just head over there for kicks
- me: then he walked away
- me: and turned back around and told us it was never about the money
- me: then the creepy walking backwards thing
What the fuck did you just say
I don’t remember, Brother
Refresh my memory
precisely what I was thinking.
Just don’t interrupt us
Watch but don’t touch
I promise nothing~
That depends, is war bonds a euphemism~?
because if not
No. Bullshit. That’s a virus.
Better google it to be sure.
No. No way. That’s fake.
Wait just a goddamn second.
Am I tumblr famous now?
Theo my name is on there too I what even I
Actually, I remember you telling me that post kept going and someone called us Satan spawn or something. I think I laughed for like, 10 minutes.
Yeah I tagged you in my post.
And yeah someone totally called us the spawn of satan.
ahaha I didn’t see you tagged me I was just reading the post and all of a sudden I was just sat up “I REMEMBER THIS”
and as for the rest
Here’s a fun trick: When that happens you can open a new text post in a separate tab and upload the image there, then copy and paste
aRE YOU sERiOus???
Yes I am forever the best
No one has more fun after the superbowl than us, Shifty
We have so much fun they’ll make laws about it
And when they try to give us any shit about it we’ll just do what we do best