calivinett asked: *Kneels* My king. I thought you might be interested to know that I was given an assignment to perform a bio-psycho-social assessment on your majesty... it appears as though you have quite the mixture of diagnoses. You'd be a fun patient to have in therapy.
Your completely sane and emotionally stable king,
THOR 2 LOKI HAS SKRILLEX HAIR
YKNOW WHAT I SEE WHEN I SEE THAT SHIT
THIS IS GOING TO BE LOKI IN BATTLE
I’ll bet you anything he finds a way to use it to his advantage. Loki is ruthless and resourceful when he feels like giving it his all.
He probably only hasn’t complained about the lack of haircuts because he’s hoping he’ll get to choke Odin to death with it Princess Leia style.