tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(via somethingaboutaredsweater)

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long. — Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via raffaellacarra)

(via would-you-like-a-jelly-baby)

samrgarrett:

outlaw-monarch ha respondido a tu publicación “So apparently my hair has 3 settings”

SAMMY YOU CUT. UR. HAIR.

YES. I. DID.

AND IT IS GLORIOUS

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PERFECTION

bootyscientist:

i promise to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash

bootyscientist:

i promise to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash

(via poppunkballerina)

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via samrgarrett)

So apparently my hair has 3 settings

samrgarrett:

Heichou

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Not sure if emo or hipster

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And BLAAARGGHADKFAJSLFKJASDKF WHERE’D EVERYONE GO

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I THINK YOU OWE ME CHILD SUPPORT THANKS TO THAT SECOND GIF GREAT JOB JEEZ

catwithninelives:

What can we do with a mad boy like you?

(via thedarkknightofbreath)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(via tsunderegodzilla)

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

(via garbagetiger)

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

Flowers! Is there a John-Luck Pickerd here?

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

emeraldembers:

casismyfavoritecolor:

tylerfucklin:

brokenrecordsandwords:

velvetteen-rabbit:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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Holy Jesus that was adorable

I love in the end when he just goes “I’m leaving” -starts to leave then the little quietly says “I love you”. awwwww

i have never been cheered up in less than a minute before now.

the original troll 

Ow

The searing pain of my cynicism being burned away

(via princeofthespacejam)

winchester87:

warheart-loki:

Tom Hiddleston by Lorenzo Agius (x)

Good Jesus!!!

(via janesfoster)

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

(via miss-chase-lost-in-space)